"There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl."

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

"I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman."

"Do your thing and don't care if they like it."

"Conscience in most men, is but the anticipation of the opinions of others."

"If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius."

"The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself."

"Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?"

"The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another"

"Disassociating, mindfulness, transcendence-whatever the label-it's a sort of loophole in our contract with reality, a form of self-rescue."

"People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but they won't forget the way you made them feel."

"Don't die with the music in you."