"It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'."

"The written word can be erased - not so with the spoken word."

"Experience is not what happens to us, rather it is what we do with what happens to us."

"The perfect host requires the perfect parasite."

"How could I lose to such an idiot?"

"A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal."

"We always prefer war on our terms to peace on someone else's."

"The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived."

"To a resolute mind, wishing to do is the first step toward doing. But if we do not wish to do a thing it becomes impossible."

"In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love."

"When one has much to put into them, a day has a hundred pockets."

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."