"Better no law than laws not enforced."

"To a quick question, give a slow answer."

"If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot."

"The best armor is to keep out of range."

"By learning to obey, you will know how to command."

"Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"

"Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead."

"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do."

"It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door."

"Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it."

"This nation will never go back to the false comforts of the world before 911. We are engaging the enemy as we must, in places like Iraq and Afghanistan, so we will not have to face them here at home."