"Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

"I don't understand anything about the ballet; all I know is that during the intervals the ballerinas stink like horses."

"Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be."

"People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them."

"We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds."

"A writer is not a confectioner, a cosmetic dealer, or an entertainer. He is a man who has signed a contract with his conscious and his sense of duty."

"With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another."

"Unless you believe, you will not understand."

"Some things have to be believed to be seen."

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

"They can conquer who believe they can."