"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"To know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

"You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself."

"The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully."

"Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory."

"Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good."