"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men, but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway.'"

"When two dogs fight for a bone, and the third runs off with it, there's a lawyer among the dogs."

"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

"Whenever I read Jean-Paul Sartre's famous quote, 'Hell is other people,' it's like he's right there in the room with me."

"The outside world is vastly overrated."

"Never believe anything until it has been officially denied."

"ita€?s when the sun shines the brightest that our shadows appear the biggest."

"We should often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood our motives."

"All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know."

"Never be bored, and you will never be boring."

"Close scrutiny will show that most 'crisis situations' are opportunities to either advance, or stay where you are."