"Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek, and clear of eye. She seemed somehow incomplete without her hockey stick."

"Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another."

"Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners."

"Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead."

"This calls for a very special plan of psychology and extreme violence"

"Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies"

"Visible goodwill is the strongest negotiation strategy. Don't let somebody else determine your behavior."

"The secret of happiness is this: Let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather that hostile."

"A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether he be painter or ploughman."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible."

"If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me"

"All children are essentially criminal."