"A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey."

"If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else."

"Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes."

"I didn't lie--I was writing fiction in my mouth."

"There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes."

"Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it."

"Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont."

"You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them tolerance."

"Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil."

"I'll always stay connected with Apple."