"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Politeness is half good manners and half good lying."

"Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly."

"To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life."

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, 'I don't know.'"

"Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown."

"I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain. I *LOVE* the pain!"